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Theyre not. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up. [whispering] Did you? Do you think I fucking heard it? Great big old, big old, big uns. After a weird couple of years, John Mulaney comes out swinging in his return to the stage. And undeniably funny. Thats all. It was so fucking funny. Shut up, youre supposed to shut up. Somebodys gotta drive. All right. That aint drunk at all. Fuck, I dont know. I only have the room key. Streaming October 16 on Netflix. 3,036, This story has been shared 2,003 times. A military-trained assassin comes out of hiding to protect the daughter she's never met from ruthless criminals gunning for revenge. A goose is the only animal on the planet could take a jetliner out of the fucking sky and make it land on the Hudson River. This goose comes out of this pond like a fucking killing machine. And Danny wakes up and he goes, I had a dream. Im not doing that either. Recorded at The Paramount Theater in Denver, CO, stand-up comedienne Kathleen Madigan explores topics including aging parents, interactions with millennials, and hunting bigfoot. A little while back I was watching this documentary on transvestites, and they start talking about the transvestite scene thats been on Hotel Street on Oahu for 55years. I need to get her a gag gift. And I know some guys that have had one homosexual experience or two or 10,000, doesnt make a fuck bit of difference to me. They are. Eat this baby goose pussy lip taco., Back in 1996, my dear friend Jeff Foxworthy became the biggest comedian that ever lived. We keep hearing more comedians tell stories about the comedy business. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Lets do a big shot of tequila, you snort some cocaine off my dick and fuck me right up the butt. And they march off to the bathroom and do exactly that, exactly then, and the reason they can is theres not a woman there to go, Well, thats morally wrong and bathrooms arent near clean enough to butt-fuck in. Oh, they beg to differ. Well, which one is it? Go behind the scenes of Netflix TV shows and movies, see what's coming soon and watch bonus videos on, Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (Teaser), Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (Trailer). What's he doing? Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band over a gigantic hall of fucking Let me try that again. After dedicating years of service at a matchmaking company, Arini tries to piece together her mysterious past and memories of a former client. No, you fucking didnt. It happened ten years before, but I still had his office number in my phone, and my wife said I was a dick for doing this, but as soon as I found out he died, I called his office, I said, Id like to speak to John Mayhew, please. The lady goes, Im very sorry to tell you, but Mr. Mayhew passed away. I said, Okay, and I called her right back and said, Id like to speak to John Mayhew, please. She goes, I just told you, Mr. Mayhew passed away. I said, I know, I just like hearing you say it. My wifes like, Youre a dick. I said, Bullshit. Steals my sandwich. I got to what? Im in the road! Does a Z-pattern to get across. No sabemos si las ancdotas son ciertas o es todo parte de la rutina, pero sea como fuere, la balanza se inclina 3 a 0 a favor, razn por la cual tens que ver este especial ;)Hasta el prximo episodio Gracias por ver! Cause I dont have the answer to a lot of lifes questions. 0:46. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 3m | Stand-Up Comedy Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. But they keep hounding me till I say, Yeah, fuck it, lets go. But I didnt want her to go. Go see what it is. Wake up those fucking dogs you bought. Another service they offer at this spa is a thing called vaginal rejuvenation. Baby goose pussy lips makes wagyu beef [laughing] Okay. I just told her the other day. Profane. Yeah! '", Ana Navarro Jokes About Sara Haines' White House Correspondents' Dinner Antics on 'The View': "Maybe There Will Be a Restraining Order", Sunny Hostin Opens Up About Receiving Hurtful Emails on The View: Im Not Liked By Half The Country, Sunny Hostin Shades Meghan McCain for Scathing Column About 'The View': "Our Show Is a Wonderful Place". Golden Corral? Bienvenidos a un nuevo episodio de Estrenos en Netflix!Hoy vamos a hablar de un especial de comedia de Ron White que se llama \"If you quit listening, i'll shut up\", y que se estren en Netflix el 16 de Octubre de 2018.Muchos chistes machistas y muchas groseras, pero un comediante que es un Sandy y que sale a escena con un vaso de whisky y un puro. She goes, Listen, Ron. Nobody wants to be a white asshole, but everybody wants to have one all of a sudden. Watch Ron White only on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/in/title/80244900Follow NETFLIX IS A JOKE:Facebook: www.facebook.com/NetflixIsAJokeTwitter: www.twitter.com/NetflixIsAJokeInstagram: www.instagram.com/NetflixIsAJokeSUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/29qBUt7About Netflix:Netflix is the world's leading internet entertainment service with 130 million memberships in over 190 countries enjoying TV series, documentaries and feature films across a wide variety of genres and languages. All rights reserved. It seemed like they would give you a sack or something. It was a demo when I bought it, had 350 yards already on it, but I put the other 400 yards on it myself. Heres what I get at three oclock in the morning when I have a six oclock flight: [whispering] Ron. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Go behind the scenes of Netflix TV shows and movies, see what's coming soon and watch bonus videos on, Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (Teaser), Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (Trailer). Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 3m | Comedies Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Its very short. I dont mean to seem ungrateful, but I got shit to do, Jeff. Viagra. It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his familys escape room outing. We go back to OLearys Pub where this whole fucking thing started. I got attacked by a goose when I was a kid. You ever seen a dead goose anywhere in your goddamn life? This is my new idea. I got to go this year for the first time in my career to do stand-up in Europe, and I did shows in Amsterdam, Edinburgh, Scotland, and London. Downloads only available on ad-free plans. Ill tell you this story. I think it brings out the flavor. You and her were standing in the kitchen and looked at that lime. Ive got go get a six-pack of beer and a frozen pizza. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 3m | Comedies Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. It says, Please enjoy your feature film, but nothing comes on the television. Im there for eight months. Im better at oral sex than Ive ever been and I think its just because Im older and Im just more patient than I was when I was young, because cause now Ill lay there for hours and let you do your thing. Just laying there dead, cause it died somewhere? No other fucking animal does this. And as you approach these toilets, the lid of the toilet automatically opens. Cause there aint no goddamn women there. Because they rarely fucking die. Starring: Ron White Watch all you want. You're almost there! My platform was a little different than our presidents platform. But it turns out, theyre great watchdogs. Im fucking over it. So I decided to spend the night at Joe Paines house, who had been my friend since I was six years old. Squirrels. He goes, I want you to stand on one foot, raise the other foot No, bullshit. After dedicating years of service at a matchmaking company, Arini tries to piece together her mysterious past and memories of a former client. And I am an idea man, too. Starring: Ron White Watch all you want. This is also his first stand-up special since his 2011's 'A Little Unprofessional'. And I wear wild socks, and So Im having breakfast in this restaurant across the street from the hotel Im staying in, by myself, and I finish with my meal, I realize I dont have any money. Do you have any advice, Mr. White? Now, Id just got off the ugliest phone call Ive ever had with my wife, and it was about that house, and part of that house was gonna be a rehearsal space for her band, and while I was shooting a pilot in Vancouver, it turned into a 24-track recording studio. If you can beat me at darts, you can take me to fucking jail, how about that? In the wake of her prom scandal, Princess Margrethe longs for normalcy as she struggles to maintain her perfect facade while dealing with family drama. And if youre looking for a bicycle, its a great deal. Bring it into the shop. Id have said, Aint nobody gonna pay to watch fat midgets fuck fat midgets. Bullshit, theres a sequel. 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But for our purposes, as well as the inner workings of how show business actually still works or doesnt pay off for most comedians, the most telling part comes when White talks money. [cheering and applause] When Jeff got big enough to take somebody with him, he took me with him, which was an amazingly gracious thing for Jeff to do for me. Ron White..Spa Day..If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut up..Reaction! Watch trailers & learn more. 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The way they cross the street right in front of fucking cars with that weird-ass confidence. Well, Bills doing one show at the big Forum down at Caesars, and were doing three shows a night in a smaller room. Weve tried everything that there is. I told him, Dont you goddamn do it. I dont know how strong they were. Well, youre gifted. And I told this young guy, I said, Yeah, if I were you, Id go to a gay bar, let somebody fuck me in the ass and make goddamn sure Im not gay, cause it looks like theyre having more fun than anybody to me., It does too, cause we live right next to West Hollywood. I gotta go. Im coming back twice a day every fucking day. Well, whatever it is, I wouldnt worry about it if I were you. Nobodys moving till we get across this street. They could have flown over the fucking street. Cause were scared to fucking death of geese. lindsey? Get married, dont get married. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity rating: 12 | 1h 3m | Stand-up Comedy Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. If You Quit Listening Ill Shut Up opens with soundbites from Whites previous specials, then we see him onstage, in a crisp suit, revealing to his fans how fame and fortune has changed him. There were porno movies everywhere, but the porno movie that caught my eye was called Fat Midgets Fucking Fat Midgets Two. A young man's trip to attend a funeral and a wedding on the same day leads to a journey of self-discovery when he's captivated by a chance encounter. Or if theres some paint chips and a tray of Smile Bright. Hes lucky I dont know where hes buried. And The Comedy Store in LA is a really pretty big place. Baby goose pussy lips makes wagyu beef taste like boo boot leather. [Ron White] You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better? I thought about being gay one time, and I changed my mind when it came my turn. And I asked the guy, I said How much are the dildos? And he goes, [angrily] Theyre not dildos, theyre personal massagers. All right. You go anywhere in West Hollywood, theres these gigantic gay mens clubs with these huge patios. Ron White- If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (2018) Watch HD. That Yale snob fucking piece of shit, fucked me out of so goddamn much money. Im 61 years old now, and I know two things to be true. Its almost like theres a clown there. My cousin Ray, who Ive talked about on stage before, hes a real guy, he only eats at the Golden Corral because my cousin Ray only dates huge women. Yo, bitch, what the fuck you going to do about it? Lock those beady eyes on you. I do it all the time. Fuck no, you have not. Thats what they say. And so, White closes by turning back time to talk about a weekend in December 1996, when White opened for Foxworthy in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand, while Engvall opened for Reba McEntire down the strip at Caesars Palace. Ron Tater Salad White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Numan1235cansunar2234comtr. JOIN NOW Videos Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up Legendary comedian and podcaster Marc Maron stars in his first-ever HBO comedy special filmed in front of a live audience at New York Citys Town Hall. Go behind the scenes of Netflix TV shows and movies, see what's coming soon and watch bonus videos on, Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (Teaser), Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (Trailer). No other animal crosses the road with this kind of fucking poise. And you know why theyre having so much fun? Follow officers from a South Carolina sheriffs department as they urgently search for individuals who've disappeared under troubling circumstances. Get in the car. Just getting her done, and He wasnt there, but the three of us were. I always let him think he wet the fucking bed. And I wet the bed! And Im like, Me too! And I never told him. Id have peed on both of them, but one of them was too fucking high and I was like, Id piss on the wall trying to piss on that guy. I just think Chris Hemsworths the best-looking motherfucker. Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. What? Oh, you can see it in their eyehole. Coming Soon. What Time Does 'Yellowjackets' Season 2, Episode 6 Air On Showtime? In a dystopian future devastated by air pollution, the survival of humanity depends on the Black Knights and theyre far from your average deliverymen. These two comics dont have any money. Shes gonna overinflate him. And if youd like to buy the bicycle, just go to my house in Beverly Hills, and its 400 yards from there. Downloads only available on ad-free plans. There are no featured reviews for Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up because the movie has not released yet (). Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up subtitles | 27 subtitles In a dystopian future devastated by air pollution, the survival of humanity depends on the Black Knights and theyre far from your average deliverymen. And theres never anybody there. JOIN NOW Videos Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up What? 3,426, This story has been shared 3,036 times. That guy cant drive my fucking car. And just set it and forget it and fucking shut it down. 13,103, This story has been shared 7,786 times. My pizza is done. This is how the conversation ended. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up subtitles. Literally, people come from all over the world to buy stuff for their shops, and my wife said, My friends having a shower. A tongue is a tongue, and a tooth is a fucking tooth. This befuddled me. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. RON WHITE: IF YOU QUIT LISTENING, I'LL SHUT UP (2018) - FULL TRANSCRIPT October 19, 2018 Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Were just gonna have lunch. Ron White has his unique way to bring his jokes, with his heavy voice abused from years of cigars and alcohol he gets your immediate attention. Why? Im like, Really? Not two eyeholes like those other sluts. Trying to make this funny, sell some comedy tickets in a land where you dont play my shit. And the guy that played Tarzan was a really, really handsome fella, and he was really a good-looking guy, but I was watching it, thinking, You know, if that guy from Thor, Chris Hemsworth, was in this, this would really be a better movie, cause Id just rather look at Chris Hemsworth without his shirt on. What the fuck did you just think? Ron White: If You Quit Listening I'll Shut Up | Stand-up Special Trailer [HD] | Netflix Netflix 25.4M subscribers 118K views 4 years ago Fully-functioning organs are not necessary. Netflix Ron 'Tater Salad' White is bringing his classic story-telling style of standup special, 'If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up,' to Netflix this week, and he is surely going to get you laughing your guts off. Sean L. McCarthy works the comedy beat for his own digital newspaper,The Comics Comic; before that, for actual newspapers. And traditionally in American comedy clubs, theres three acts. Members can watch as much as they want, anytime, anywhere, on any internet-connected screen. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018| Maturity Rating:TV-MA | 1h 3m| Comedies Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. You know why? Thats why. I started this tour a while back in Las Vegas, and while I was there, I was walking down the Strip, my wife and I, and theyre having a sex toy convention, which is one of their five biggest conventions of the year. I keep a salt shaker by the side of the bed. He likes them big big. Hes still having too much fun. [whispering] Charming. I dont remember. Starring: Ron White Watch all you want. I really do. 4,772, This story has been shared 3,426 times. Now Ive never walked in the doors of this place, and I dont know exactly what theyre up to, but apparently some people are really unhappy with the color of the old bunghole. One, while we were building this house, my wife selected these really exotic Japanese toilets. 6:01, gets there. Whats he doing? Whats she doing to Wilson? 7,786, This story has been shared 5,838 times. I dont know if it just looks tired or sad, or worried about something it cant do anything about. Cause I dont care if shes a little salty. Call 9-1-1 or something. Joe Rogan with Ron White on Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia & Stealing Jokes From Comedians! So I did my set, and Im out in the hallway talking to Joe Rogan and this guy comes up to me, in his early 30s, I would guess, very flamboyant, very nervous. Young Queen Charlotte's marriage to King George of England sparks an epic love story and transforms high society in this "Bridgerton" universe prequel. I do. The same week we were at the MGM Grand, they were at Caesars Palace, and that same weekend, Larry The Cable Guy was at the International House of Pancakes in Tucson, Arizona. You guys are amazing. Im ready. It's Me, Margaret. Thats all Im saying. So if youre ever in Beverly Hills on Sunday night, go to the Four Seasons. I go, I know its our first night in town but Im gonna go drinking with the boys, and she goes, [slurring] Fine, just leave me in a hotel room by myself? Im like, Youre starting to get it.. His answers are crass. Im sure youre grateful. And not the fuzzy sweater, lovable slurring kind of drunk uncle, either. You know what a fair drunk driving test is? While TVs sitcom rednecks encountered cute culture clashes with their posh new neighbors, White regales us with how he has come to respect and almost admire the gay men in the West Hollywood bars near his home. I appreciate that, and Im sorry you lost your dad. He goes, I was in love with you and Id see you on television, Id pretend you were my husband and wed go out to eat, and things like that. I went, Well, thats nice of you to say, I appreciate it, very nice to meet you. He goes, I had a picture of you I used to masturbate to. Which one? No. If You Quit Listening I'll Shut Up opens with soundbites from White's previous specials, then we see him onstage, in a crisp suit, revealing to his fans how fame and . I just never have. I dont know if you know. Just lunch. The shit that should have never got said got said, it just spun into this big shit storm of fuck. Do not try that at home. And these guys are laughing and dancing and drinking, and theyre having a fucking blast. How about a sobriety contest? That little spot tastes like Skittles. But let me tell you something, folks. My uncle was a Baptist preacher, and I was at his little white clapboard Baptist church in a little bitty town in Texas and I was sitting Vacation bible school. Thats delicious. If You Quit Listening I'll Shut Up opens with soundbites from White's previous specials, then we see him onstage, in a crisp suit, revealing to his fans how fame and fortune has changed. Bain de Soleil sunless tanning lotion for dark skin only, and apparently I was getting down, cause it was on my nipples and the inside of my thigh. Young Queen Charlotte's marriage to King George of England sparks an epic love story and transforms high society in this "Bridgerton" universe prequel. 41,150, This story has been shared 20,592 times. A young man's trip to attend a funeral and a wedding on the same day leads to a journey of self-discovery when he's captivated by a chance encounter. And I was like, Goddamn, Ray! He said, Well, shes had three kids. Im like, What, for lunch? Black and Pecker, Peterbilt, Johnson & Johnson and Johnson. I just like to see it. And I was watching that movie The Help, and Im like, I know hes not a young negro woman, but if he just had on an apron and no shirt I consider myself a gold star heterosexual. Im not, and Ill tell you why. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Jeff? Thanks a lot. Ill tell you how the conversation ended, and then youll know how it went. And he said that the Golden Corrals the best place to find these people cause he says thats where the really big girls like to winter. Whats the problem? I said, I ordered a movie, it said, Please enjoy your feature film, but nothing came on the TV. She goes, What did you order? Cast Away. My beer is cold. that does it for me tonight, thanks for spending part of your saturday with us. You let me think, I went my whole life, that Id pissed in Joe Paines fucking bunk bed?, So my wife and I, we both tour extensively, and, uh she bought us two dogs, which, you know, just makes touring easier if you have a couple of dogs to drag with you on all those flights, and she bought us two French Bulldogs. If you dont know what they look like, it looks like a pug was raped by a fruit bat. Did you hear that? Did you just wake me up to ask me if I heard something? I have no idea what Id do if I walked out and somebody was there, Id be like [yawning] [click] Oh, hey. And when I was in Edinburgh, I realized that the Scots made me laugh harder than anybody. We dont even want it. Is that Glen Campbell or Nick Nolte? You were right! Ron Tater Salad White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018| Maturity Rating:TV-MA | 1h 3m| Comedies Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Not because they try to say something funny. Link to Are You There God? See how much funner it is to say? 'Succession' Season 4 Episode 6 Recap: "Living+", 'Succession': Tom and Shiv's "Bitey" Game is the Horniest, Most Effed Up Thing Theyve Done Yet. [bleating] I cant wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar lick right there in the middle of the fucking room. And You Might Be A Redneck had been the number one-selling comedy album in the country for a year and a half. Those were dudes? Nothing could make this better. Nobody wants to talk about it but me. They also say friends dont let friends drive drunk. Baby goose pussy [tripping over his tongue] makes wagyu beef taste like boot leath boot All right, Im gonna rewrite this sentence. This is drunk. Your email address will not be published. Looks like hes trying to get the taste out of his mouth. Young Queen Charlotte's marriage to King George of England sparks an epic love story and transforms high society in this "Bridgerton" universe prequel. Thats all. It all smells like piss, dude. And the guys over there still think theyre hot. Im in my car, all intimidated. I left everything in my room, and I tell the guy, Listen, I got to go back to the hotel. Because this dick wont suck itself. In the wake of her prom scandal, Princess Margrethe longs for normalcy as she struggles to maintain her perfect facade while dealing with family drama. And I was so goddamn mad. Videos Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up I didnt lose my virginity until I was 18 years old, and I was in the Navy stationed in San Diego, and I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Tijuana, Mexico, who was overweight,and her teeth had no general direction or color. But it sure helps to have a headliner believe in you like Foxworthy believed in White. Theyre gonna know Im a fucking bed-wetter. Build a net. Fuck. Te gust Big Jay Oakerson: DOG BELLY ?, descubre pelculas del mismo gnero y temticas, pelculas como Dave Chappelle: 8:46, Mike Epps: Indiana Mike, Kyle Kinane: Trampoline In A Ditch, Rose Matafeo: Horndog, Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up,. A military-trained assassin comes out of hiding to protect the daughter she's never met from ruthless criminals gunning for revenge. And that was the first timeall three of us had our names on big signs in Vegas, and we went outside to look at it, and I was like, Fuck, now what? Thats the whole plan. A chaotic intervention. But oddly enough, I do have a suggestion for this. Sorry. I would have missed the boat if I was in the porno business right there. Ill give you a second to get your arms around that. Do I leave? I dont have that kind of mirror or that kind of friend. These are two broke fucking fingers. But she was well within my budget. Tiger doesnt get any credit for all that pussy he turned down, and thats the number youre looking for right there. Starring:Ron White Watch all you want. Thats something we dreamed about and it fucking happened. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up Powered by Reelgood Since the Blue Collar Comedy Tour first started in 2000, Texas native Ron White has always stood apart from. >> julia, thank you very much for that update. The other day I was watching Tarzan, the new Tarzan movie. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up TV Special 2018 1h 3m IMDb RATING 6.6 /10 892 YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 0:24 1 Video 2 Photos Comedy Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Now, I think its a little strange that vaginal rejuvenation is fine, yet its illegal to roll back the odometer on your car. Im like, No! Whats the record? And we should be afraid of geese too, and Ill tell you why. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Stream It Or Skip It: 'White House Plumbers' On HBO, A Comedic Take On The Bumbling Team Behind The Watergate Break-In, Stream It Or Skip It: Kiss, Kiss! on Netflix, a Polish Rom-Com With an Oogy Womanizer Protagonist. Im a joke writer from America. I may or may not be a little drunk. 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